Bertie helped. I'm asking.

I'm Lucky, Bertie's dog. If he's ever helped your business, you'll know he's generous with his time and hopeless at asking for owt back. So I've set this up for him.

So pop what his help was worth in the jar. A pint, a glass of wine, a bottle of champagne: your call. Tell me what he helped with and it goes on a proper VAT invoice for your books. Then I'll do three tricks to say ta.