Retainers // by application only

Your own build team. One set price a month.

Send us the work that keeps slipping down your list. We spec it with you, build it in your own system and show it to you working. A direct line to the team, builds included, no quotes, one monthly budget. From £595 a month, by application.

Nº 01 // Retainer or Build Day?

Two ways to work with us. Pick the one that fits.

Most businesses do not need one big project. They need a steady stream of things done quickly, by people who already know their system. That is a retainer. A Build Day is for the big push.

Build Day
£2,950 a day + VAT
  • A date in the diary, booked in advance
  • You bring the list, we build it live in a day
  • Bertie in the room, with you deciding as we go
  • Paid per day, so every new idea is a new booking
  • Best for a big push: a new system, a launch, a rebuild
How a Build Day works
Retainer
from £595 a month + VAT
  • Message us any working day, by WhatsApp or voice note
  • Send things as they come up, no quotes, no waiting for a date
  • Our team builds in the background and shows you it working
  • One set budget a month, and nothing added without your say-so
  • Best for a steady flow: changes, additions, campaigns, fixes
See the plans

By application only. The Partnership is waitlist only.

The things people send us

None of them justifies a quote on its own. All of them add up.

  • a new offer to launch
  • a form that asks the wrong thing
  • a new starter to set up
  • a campaign for next month
  • a report nobody can find
  • a follow-up that should send itself
  • a price change
  • a bot that could answer that
Nº 02 // The retainers

Built for you, every month.

These plans build what you ask for. You bring the request; we help you turn it into a clear spec, build it, and show it to you working. They differ in how much we build and how fast.

Pay for access, not for a day in the diary. Send a request whenever it comes up, on WhatsApp or a voice note. We size it, build it in your own system, and tell you when it is done. Your monthly hours cover it; anything bigger we quote as a Build Day, so nothing gets squeezed.

Application only. Limited places.
Small things, done fast

Access

£595/month + VAT
2build hours
a month
Small changes usually done within 3 working days

Perfect for A founder or coach already on the system, who wants the small things done without a quote.

A typical month
  1. A new service and price added to your booking page (about 30 minutes)
  2. A new team member set up with the right access (about 30 minutes)
  3. A form that asks the wrong thing, fixed (about 30 minutes)
  • WhatsApp straight to the team that builds for you
  • Each request shaped into a clear spec with you before we build
  • A 30-minute call a month to set the queue
  • Bigger jobs quoted as a Build Day, never squeezed in
Recommended

Momentum

£2,250/month + VAT
8build hours
a month
Small changes usually done within 2 working days

Perfect for A trades or service business with a team, adding something every month.

A typical month
  1. A landing page for next month's offer (about 3 hours)
  2. A win-back campaign for customers who have gone quiet (about 2 hours)
  3. A monthly report of the numbers you actually look at (about 1 hour)
  • WhatsApp straight to the team that builds for you
  • Each request shaped into a clear spec with you before we build
  • A monthly planning call to set the queue
  • Half of any unused hours carry into next month
Top of the queue

Priority

£3,450/month + VAT
14build hours
a month
Agreed work usually started the next working day

Perfect for A membership, multi-site or fast-growing business where the system is the business.

A typical month
  1. A quote calculator on your website (about 4 hours)
  2. Deposits taken at booking to cut no-shows (about 2 hours)
  3. Welcome emails for every new customer (about 2 hours)
  • WhatsApp straight to the team, and first in the queue
  • Each request shaped into a clear spec with you before we build
  • A planning call every fortnight to set the queue
  • Half of any unused hours carry into next month
Nº 03 // A tech team, not hours

An extension of your team.

Past a certain size, counting hours gets in the way. These plans add a build team to yours: you decide what gets built and in what order, we help you spec it and build it, with one build always running. No project management, no ideas you did not ask for.

For businesses

Embedded

£5,995/month + VAT

An extension of your team. You decide what gets built; we help you flesh it out, spec it and build it, around 28 hours a month.

Perfect for A business that wants a tech team without hiring one: something always being built, week after week.

  • Around 28 hours of team building a month, one active build at a time
  • An extension of your team: you decide what gets built, we help you flesh out the idea, spec it and build it
  • A weekly call to set the queue
  • WhatsApp straight to the team, first in the queue
  • A monthly report: what we built, what ran, what is next
For agencies

Your Tech Team

£5,995/month + VAT

We become your agency's tech team. Builds for your clients, under your brand, around 28 hours a month.

Perfect for A marketing, VA or creative agency that sells systems and needs a team to build them.

  • Around 28 hours of building a month, shared across your client accounts in the order you set
  • White label: your brand, your client relationship, we stay behind the scenes
  • A weekly call with your account lead to set the queue
  • Each client request shaped into a clear spec before we build
  • WhatsApp straight to the team for your account leads, and a mutual non-solicitation agreement as standard

Want Bertie's business experience on the bigger picture as well? That is The Partnership, below.

Watch a month

Pick a plan. Watch a month play out.

An illustrative month. Every request is specced with you, built, and shown to you working before it goes live. What changes between plans is how much moves, how fast, and who brings the ideas. Real scope and dates are agreed for each request.

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Nº 04 // How it works

Send it today. Built in days.

  1. Any time

    Send it

    A WhatsApp, a voice note or a screenshot. Ramble if you like. No forms, no tickets.

  2. Next

    We confirm scope and timing

    We tell you roughly how many of your hours it needs and when it will land, or that it is bigger and should be phased.

  3. In days

    Built

    Built in your own system within your turnaround, and shown to you working before we call it done.

  4. Monthly

    Steer it

    Your planning call: what landed, what ran, and what to build next.

Test before you invest

Even on a retainer, we do not build for the sake of it. Routine changes just get done; new ideas get tested first.

  1. Small testA page, a form or a message to see if anyone wants it. Sized to your plan, often live within days.
  2. Smallest working versionJust enough to use for real and learn from. Usually days.
  3. Build it properlyOnce it has earned it, phased across your monthly capacity.
Strictly by application · Waitlist only

Nº 05 // The Partnership

Coaching that builds.

Bertie brings the growth strategy and ideas he used to coach businesses and grow his own, and now a team builds them, tested first, under one cost.

Month 1Month 2Month 3
One build is always running. As soon as one lands, the next starts, while the last is tested and snagged. An illustrative quarter: projects run one after another, with no quotes in between.

What goes in the queue

  • AI films and product videos
  • Landing pages and campaigns
  • New automations and follow-ups
  • Onboarding and customer journeys
  • Dashboards and reports
  • Your website, kept fresh
  • AI assistants for your team and your customers

The build

  • Around 28 hours of building a month, one active build at a time, turning the plan into working systems
  • Test before you invest: every idea starts as a smoke test or the smallest working version
  • Website, CRM, automation, AI and campaign work, prioritised within your monthly capacity
  • One agreed monthly fee: bigger projects are phased across months, never sprung on you

Coaching from Bertie

  • Growth strategy and ideas from Bertie: the coaching he did for businesses and his own, except now the ideas get built
  • A fortnightly strategy session with Bertie and your leadership team
  • Message Bertie between sessions for advice, with calls booked in when you need one
  • Your team trained on what we build, so the business actually runs on it
£11,995/month + VAT

Need two things built at once? Add a second build lane for £5,995 a month. Very few partnerships at a time. Join the waitlist and we confirm availability before offering a place, starting with a conversation.

Nº 06 // Side by side

Every plan, one table.

FeatureAccess£595/moRecommendedMomentum£2,250/moPriority£3,450/moEmbedded£5,995/moWaitlistThe Partnership£11,995/mo
Build time2 hours a month8 hours a month14 hours a monthAround 28 hours a month, one active build at a timeAround 28 hours a month, plus strategy; second lane optional
TurnaroundSmall changes usually done within 3 working daysSmall changes usually done within 2 working daysAgreed work usually started the next working dayOne active build at a time, back to backOne active build at a time, back to back
What we doWe build what you ask forWe build what you ask forWe build what you ask forAn extension of your team: we flesh out and build what you wantCoaching that builds: growth strategy and ideas from Bertie, then built for you
SpecsWe help you shape each requestWe help you shape each requestWe help you shape each requestWe help you flesh out your ideasWe shape the plan with you
Ideas and growth strategyNot includedNot includedNot includedYour ideas, fleshed outIncluded: ideas and growth strategy from Bertie
Test before you investYesYesYesYesYes
Extra chargesOnly with your say-soOnly with your say-soOnly with your say-soOnly with your say-soOnly with your say-so
CallsA 30-minute call a monthA monthly planning callA planning call every fortnightA weekly call to set the queueA weekly call: strategy with Bertie every other week
Time with BertieNot includedNot includedNot includedNot includedFortnightly strategy, and advice by message between sessions
WhatsApp to the teamIncludedIncludedFirst in the queueFirst in the queueFirst in the queue
TrainingCRM Club weekly trainingCRM Club weekly trainingCRM Club weekly trainingCRM Club weekly trainingPlus private training on what we build
Monthly reportYesYesYesYesYes
Unused hoursDo not carry overHalf carry over onceHalf carry over onceNot applicableNot applicable
Minimum term, then notice3 months, then 30 days3 months, then 30 days3 months, then 30 days3 months, then 60 days3 months, then 60 days

All prices + VAT, paid monthly in advance. Agencies: Your Tech Team is Embedded under your brand, at £5,995 a month.

The terms, in plain words

  • One agreed monthly fee. Bigger projects are phased across months, and nothing is ever added to your bill without your say-so.
  • Test before you invest. Even on a retainer we do not build for the sake of it: a new idea starts as a small test or the smallest working version, and gets built properly once it has earned it.
  • Scoping, building and testing come out of your hours. Calls and meetings never do.
  • Retainer hours are our team building in the background. A Build Day is Bertie, live, with you in the room. They are different things, so each keeps its own price.
  • Paid monthly in advance by card or Direct Debit, plus VAT. The first month is paid before work starts.
  • One pause a year, of up to a month, with two weeks' notice.
  • Turnaround is in UK working hours, Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, excluding bank holidays, and starts once the brief, access and anything we need from you are ready. Larger requests get an agreed date.
  • Your NotLuck CRM plan, usage from your wallet (AI, calls, texts), ad spend, stock, filming days and other companies' fees are not included.
  • Your monthly price is fixed for the first 12 months.
Read the full terms
Nº 07 // Questions

Asked straight.

Will you try to upsell me?

No. One agreed monthly fee. Bigger projects are phased across months, and nothing is ever added to your bill without your say-so. If something is bigger than your month, we say so before we start and you choose: phase it, or add capacity at a price agreed first.

Do you build every idea?

Test before you invest. Even on a retainer we do not build for the sake of it: a new idea starts as a small test or the smallest working version, and gets built properly once it has earned it. Routine changes just get done. New ideas get a small test first, sized to your plan, and the full version follows if the test says yes.

Why by application?

Because a retainer only works if we can make a real difference every month, and because we keep the number small so each one gets proper time. Applying does not commit you to anything: our team reads every application and usually replies within two working days. If it is not the right fit, we will say so and point you to a Build Day instead.

What if I do not use my hours?

On Momentum and Priority, half of any unused hours carry into the next month. On Access they do not, so the price stays low. If you are regularly using more than your hours, we will tell you which size fits better.

How is this different from a Build Day?

Retainer hours are our team building in the background. A Build Day is Bertie, live, with you in the room. They are different things, so each keeps its own price. A Build Day suits a big push; a retainer suits a steady flow of work at a budget you set once.

What counts as an hour?

Build time on your system: automations, forms, pages, dashboards, fixes and changes. Calls are on top, not taken from your hours. If a request is bigger than your month, we quote it as a Build Day so nothing gets squeezed.

How fast is fast?

Access: most jobs within three working days. Momentum: within two. Priority: started the next working day. Small changes often land the same day.

Is there a contract?

Yes, a short one. Every plan starts with a 3-month minimum, because in the first month we agree your priorities, check access and start the first piece of work. After that it rolls monthly with 30 days' notice, or 60 on Embedded, Your Tech Team and The Partnership. Paid monthly in advance. Your monthly price is fixed for the first 12 months. The full terms are on one page.

How do we know where the hours went?

Every hour of build time is logged in NotForgot and summarised in your monthly report. It shows what we built, what ran in your system, and what is next, so nobody has to guess.

Do you work with agencies?

Yes. Your Tech Team is Embedded for agencies: we build for your clients, under your brand, with one build always running. £5,995 a month + VAT, by application.

How is The Partnership different?

The other plans build what you ask for, and we help you shape each request. The Partnership adds Bertie's business experience: a fortnightly strategy session with your leadership, advice on call, and a real say in what gets built and why, with one build always running behind it. It is for a small leadership team, and it is £11,995 a month + VAT, by application.

What does unlimited mean?

Unlimited requests, built one at a time. Send as many as you like; we work through them in the order you set, back to back, all month. Bigger projects are broken into pieces so something lands every week.

Do I need the NotLuck CRM?

Retainer builds live in your own NotLuck CRM, so yes. If you are not on it yet, the first month usually starts there.

Not sure which? Start with a message.

Tell us about the business in a message or a voice note. We will tell you honestly whether a retainer, a single Build Day or The Partnership fits, and if none of them do, we will say that too.

Apply // by application only

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Applying does not commit you to anything. Our team reads every application and usually replies within two working days. If we can help, we arrange a conversation about scope, capacity and a start date. Plans have a 3-month minimum.

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